Dear Baby Hating Gentleman in the Restaurant:
I am not blind or stupid. I saw you glare and roll your eyes at me when you saw you were being seated next to a person with a baby. I loved the sigh noise too by the way. You did an awesome job at proving that there are still ignorant people out there who judge people or a situation right off the bat. I am not sure if you noticed by the end of your meal, but my baby did not make a peep during your nice lunch. I am wrong, I will apologize for the giggles that she made a couple of times…oh the shame. If you are acting like that because you have had bad experiences with kids in restaurants before (I’m not going to lie, I have been in those situations) you should just not risk it and go to a restaurant that does not allow babies. I would like to add that if my 4 month old decided to cry uncontrollably, I would have went someone else to sooth her and I would have done my best to ensure she did not destroy your amazing soup and sandwich combo.
Just so you know, your girlfriend was looking past you and was in awe of my adorable little girl who was smiling at her. She is now baby crazy. You are welcome. I win.
A Human Being with a Miniature Human Being Whom Deserves Respect.